You know, despite the wardens trying to distract themselves and us from the matter at hand, It has come to my attention that yes the barge is presently floating on a vast ocean of boredom. From whence shall a solution come ( Read more... )

Mr Bartlet--

Ah...

Josiah! My good friend!

...Hmm.

[There's about a thirty minute pause as Ethan wanders off to vie for attention.]

Hello! Warden! Guess what I did today? Let me phrase it as so: something which was previously incapable of it is now able to feel pain!

[Jed will find some FABULOUS DECORATION (aka. occult symbols) scratched ( Read more... )